Okay, All Right--

[handful_ofdust]

--it wasn't all doom and gloom over the weekend. In and between, Steve and I made up this bit of Chess-related...rilk? Rap-filk? To be sung, naturally, to the tune of "Baby Got Back":

Iiiiii like big guys and I cannot lie
Or I could, but I ain't gonna try
And if you got somethin' to say on the subject,
I'll shoot you right in the eye.
Yeah, I'll do it from over here
Hell, I won't even turn around
And when it's all over I'll ride away laughin'
While you're lyin' there dead on the ground!

Scratching, then the sample kicks in: Little all over but I got much hex...ation...

Comments

[moon-custafer.livejournal.com]

So…by that light, Sheriff Love might be considered a missed opportunity?

[handful-ofdust.livejournal.com]

Given he looks like Jared Padalecki? Probably. I mean, he was straight--and married. But then again, when they met, so was Chess, functionally. (Married, not straight.)

[moon-custafer.livejournal.com]

..and Morrow appears to be straight-except-for-Chess. So are a lot of guys, probably.

[moon-custafer.livejournal.com]

BTW, I think I'm beginning to 'ship Songbird/Asbury -- which is...31 flavours of wrong, but I like the way she's all "I will kill him for insulting me with his pity.....eventually...."

[handful-ofdust.livejournal.com]

I think it's fairly one-sided, if so...Asbury crushing on Songbird, more than Songbird returning the favour. Still, I have plans for both of them that you may like.

[handful-ofdust.livejournal.com]

Fair amount, yeah.;)