Lines of the Day (Thus Far)

[handful_ofdust]

Piece of Spam: Your male friend will grow on like yeasts. Which, even if I had a penis, just doesn't sound appealing.

Mom: "I'm going to see Revolutionary Road with Meg. She wanted to see Slumdog Millionaire, but I've already seen it."

Me: "Oh? How was it?"

Mom: "Dickensian. I didn't like the beginning, because it was violent, and there were a lot of places where I thought oh God, I hope they don't go there. But overall, I'd recommend it."

Me: "I've always liked Danny Boyle."

Mom: "You and Steve should go see it. It'd make a nice change from that stuff you usually see."

Me: (Laugh out loud, politely say goodbye, hang up)

BTW, I'm trying out new icons. How's this one? It's the nicest and yet most accurate picture I've seen of myself for a while.

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[moon-custafer.livejournal.com]

I got enlargement spam the other day from someone who - well, I don't think "demise" means what they think it means.