Aw! Thanks, man. I remember coming out of a screening some years back--a revue cinema screening attended by exactly four people; me, Steve and another couple. We came out into the rain, and the other couple came up behind us, and I turned around and smiled at them, all ready to go: Wasn't that GREAT? Only to hear the chick says to the guy: "That was the most boring movie I ever saw."

At which point I thought: Yeah, and YOU're the dumbest person I've ever met. But I don't feel like I have to ANNOUNCE that fact.