Poor Cal! Gawd, my kid had the worst habit of taking mad headers into furniture right before events where she was sure to be photographed. The numbers of holiday photos we have of her grinning out behind a big ol' purple and black shiner... it's amazing nobody ever phoned Child Protective Services. *g*

Re: the smut day thing. Dude, I'd read anything you wanted to post. But you probably already know that. :-)