Okay, All Right--

[handful_ofdust]

--it wasn't all doom and gloom over the weekend. In and between, Steve and I made up this bit of Chess-related...rilk? Rap-filk? To be sung, naturally, to the tune of "Baby Got Back":

Iiiiii like big guys and I cannot lie
Or I could, but I ain't gonna try
And if you got somethin' to say on the subject,
I'll shoot you right in the eye.
Yeah, I'll do it from over here
Hell, I won't even turn around
And when it's all over I'll ride away laughin'
While you're lyin' there dead on the ground!

Scratching, then the sample kicks in: Little all over but I got much hex...ation...