What was mainly scary about the Sarah McLachlan dream was that I kept trying to find a piano that'd work for me in a whole room full of same, but they all gave off really atrocious sounds, as though they'd been programmed to replicate harpsichords and organs and wurlitzers. So that threw me off, and then I kept forgetting all my lyrics, which made the vampires increasingly antsy.

As for the other...yeah, it does sound like a story, doesn't it? Maybe when I'm done with Das Book.;)