the logic of porn is rarely flawless."

I already knew that, but I'm still reeling from the Cochrane/Tolliver Deadwood slash : Seriously, what kind of letter-to-Penthouse pairing is that?
"Dear Black Hills Pioneer: I am a powerful and cynical whoremaster in a certain lawless western town, and I've never felt any attraction to men, but last night the local doctor was reporting on the state of my employees, and it suddenly struck me that the fact he cares is really kinda hot. Also he has very blue eyes."