The Glam(er)ous Life, Part Whatever

Note to my doctor: If you genuinely want me to give you a stool sample, you should probably tell me at some point beforehand that said sample will only be effective if I’ve been off anti-inflammatory drugs for seven days prior to giving it. Since, you know, I only take a frigging anti-inflammatory every frigging day (and it says that in my file, or should. If it doesn’t, why not?). No love, me.

A Book of Tongues stats for today, meanwhile: 751 more words, finally taking me out of the first fight scene, and getting me at least two pages closer to Bewelcome/the end of the chapter. But now I have to stop, because it's Mom's birthday and she expects me to ferry Cal over to her by 3:30 PM, thus necessitating a shower.

Amended to add: Ha! And I finally broke 55,000 words, too, while inputting notes for tomorrow. Yeah, baby.